oh the work dump. who doesnt love a good long work dump. like clockwork, everyday between 9 and 10:30. there really isnt a better thing to get paid for is there? the work dump is like the non-smokers extra brake. i have a whole stack of conan comics under my desk as well, so i tend to strech it out ( the break you pervs) for as long as possible. i also have to wear long sleave button up shirts, so sometimes i exit said break with a rolled up right sleeve. my boss once saw me walk out of the bathroom with 1 rolled up sleeve and a newspaper, there was no way out of that one. it has been blowing really bad here the last day or so, so there are leaves and garbage everywhere. portland is a really clean city, so thats weird to see (the garbage at least). skated here last night (scroll down to troutdale indoor). it was ok, all pre-fab ramps but it was a nice change from the department (the other indoor). crap, i actually have to work..
Posted by larry at December 4, 2003 09:13 AMDon't stretch out your work poop too long. you'll get hemroids because of lack of support while on the crapper!
Posted by: dylan on December 4, 2003 09:38 AMI love a good work dump. I would always take plenty of time to get it done too. Only I'd hate it when you'd take too lond and when you'd return to work people would start asking you questions about where you were and such then make fun of you once you told them.
wait, why do you have your right sleeve rolled up?
what does that mean? is there some technique that i don't know about?
Posted by: anthony on December 4, 2003 11:09 AMdont you use the "dump sleeve"?? thats when you take a dump, and are wearing a long sleve shirt, and when it comes time to finish up, you roll the sleeve up to avoid any sleeve to ass contact. this is the "dump sleeve".
Posted by: larry on December 4, 2003 11:57 AMOh, so THIS is what the "morning deposit" is all about. I'm on to you Carlson.
Posted by: Scott on December 4, 2003 12:06 PMno way. i hate work shitter's. funking up the bathroom for everyone else. not to mention god only knows how well that thing is cleaned (having been a janitor i know that a lot of people use the same mop they use on the floors to wipe down the urinals and toilet seats). now i am forced to dislike larry because he can't wait to get home to shit. shame on you larry. you are dead to me.
Posted by: james on December 5, 2003 12:06 AM