February 13, 2004

ugh

man, wallets are a funny thing. i have had the same wallet for almost 12 years. now, there have been certain times in there where i had a differant one for a bit, but for the most part, i can narrow it down to 2 wallets my entire adult life. thats funny to me cause over x-mas i noticed my dad was still using the same wallet (its an old blackish brown leather wallet, but its mostly flaky white) he has had it so long i cant really remember the color its suppost to be. he and i had talked about wallets cause i notices about 2 new ones in their bedroom.. like me, he has gotten new wallets, moved everything over, then a week or so later, goes back to the old wallet.. seriously, the wallet he has looks like its been to war, if a wallet could have a 1000 yard stare, that wallet had it.. my wallet has a busted old sticker that todd gave me senior year if high school, its worn off completly, but the gummy black residue is still there. damn, its slow now. the receptionist is gone this morning. i am booooored, but kool keith is here to help.. "comin from the projects on the hill, in my monkey green ragtop seville"

Posted by larry at February 13, 2004 08:16 AM
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I'm not sure if you got the memo larry, but wallets are for sucks. I've been a money clip guy now for a few years, and I can attest it is the best. What can do you with a wallet that a money clip can't do?? Can itc omfort you when your sick? No.
I'm bored too.

I'm checking out stevie's blog. His is better.

Posted by: Les on February 13, 2004 09:28 AM

oh schnaaap!

Posted by: anthony on February 13, 2004 10:17 AM

I am still carrying a condom in my wallet. I love the way that my wallet screams: "I am carrying a condom that has been in this wallet since 7th grade." Are you the lucky one?

Posted by: hicountry on February 13, 2004 10:19 AM

Does anyone know if spermicide goed bad? What if Stevie has a mutant condom in his wallet? Seriously though, who carries a condom in their wallet these days. I get a condom box and roll it up in my sleeve like greasers used to do with packs of cigarettes. Instant conversation. Try it out for yourselves.

Posted by: dylron on February 13, 2004 11:52 AM

You guys are all morons. Every morning after I get out of the shower, I put a fresh condom on. You're always ready for the what world throws at you that way. Why take chances?

Posted by: Scott on February 13, 2004 02:17 PM

Scott, I like the way you think, it's like it was staring you in the face it's so simple! As Inspector Clouseau would say in the Pink Panther movies, "The problem is solved".

Posted by: dylan on February 13, 2004 05:29 PM

Can we please go back to calling it a rubber?

How many of you still use a wallet with a chain on it?

Posted by: ryan on February 15, 2004 05:28 PM
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