a long time ago, i had tossed about the idead of writing everyday observations from my walks. i kind of abandoded it cause i mostly see hot girls, and bums, occasionally a car accident or two, so nothing really that exciting. anyway. todayi saw something so gross and funny, i figured i had better share it. it actually starts yesterday, casue eric and i were laughing about bums shitting on your tire (another story altoghether) and today i was walking, and i passed what looked like wadded up wax paper with chocolate on it. well there were a lot of wads laying around, and next to a tree was some human poop. i laughed really hard, and for some reason i am still laughing. it is kind of sad that someone had to poop on a tree in nw portland, and then had to wipe his ass with wax paperr, but fuk, that is still making me chuckle. ha, old poop tree..
Posted by larry at March 2, 2004 03:08 PMThat reminds me of my trip to the Cities. When Todd and I were in the ramp by the Target Center, there was an area where a hobo had just taken a huge grumpy. It did not even phase Todd, but I was amazed by the defecation. My friend Leo always shits on trees when we go hunting. IT is super funny because I went by a tree in the middle of nowhere and realized that it was his poo on the tree from the week before. It had frozen there. It was just like Jurassic Park.
Posted by: hicountry on March 2, 2004 03:34 PMI can't see wax paper having the abrasive properties that one would need to properly clean the poop shooter. I think it would just spread it around. I'll try it at lunch and give you a full report.
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