ok, tara and i were eating dinner last night and i was sipping a delicious concoction of "strawberry lemonade" anyway, the server comes back and says, "would you like some water, or maybe some more strawberry lemonade"? sure, i would like some more strawberry lemonade i exclaimed! i am still thirsty! now, i knew her voice sounded weird, and when we got our bill, she charged me for two!! what the hell, i hate that! i spit in her face and threw my plate on the ground and stormed out! not really, but i complained to tara about it all night.. but really, i hate when servers do that, i mean i expect to pay for my beers and what not but i feel used!! damn them!!
via stevie, keeping it real www.scandcook.com
i went skating during my lunch break today. it was pretty fun, lots of choppy banks around here. and who doesnt like to see a 28 year old in business slacks and a pitted out white t-shirt?? and yes, its slow..
did you know that when blues music was beginning, and people sang about their women doing them wrong and treating them bad, they were refering not to a woman, but to the boss man treating them bad and using them. tara and i watched the history of the blues on opb (thats oregons pbs) last night. pretty interesting..
by the way, i just bought 20 conan saga comics on ebay for 11 dollars. life is good.
do you want to know what surfing is like? well, first do about 200 push up's, cause thats what your arms are gonna feel like afterwards. next, have a friend pour a bucket of salt water over your face (make sure you swallow a bunch).. and have him punch you in the stomach, then turn you around and around and around.. when this is all through, make sure that your not weraing gloves or a hood and your standing in 55 degree water.. laugh to yourself as you picture you on the beach puking while erics dog licks it up.. tee hee.. seriously, i cant wait to go again..
i had thai for lunch today. remember that movie with antonio banderas, i think that it was tie me up tie me down. they showed girls pee-ing. i remember that.
Good lord here it is. Larry has joined the 21st century. I am gently riding the coat tails of todd, or is it goat tails? anyway, i am really at work right now, but its a slow friday and i really have nothing else to do but sip my water and complain about life. hows oregon? its fun, but its trashy. does that make sense? seriously, this state is messed up!! my favorite thing is checking out skinny hot girls, well, they are skinny and hot from behind, but man, when you park that rig up front, they are like 45 year old meth heads!! its great!! ok, soon enough my friends, soon enough..