larryville

via anthony hope you dont mind suka, but since you wont mail me back i dont care!! bouahahaha!!! this morning i listened to halloween music, at home and all the way to work!! now i switched to tsol, later on it will be the grouvie ghoulies! then on to the meteors!! write this all down you scabs..

halloween

good day!! halloween is here you suk asses! tonight OR_dave and OR_tony and i will go to burnside, then to OR_daves house. Tomorrow I go to a kegger. Haunted house was fun, hour and a half wait in freezing cold, but it was pretty well done. right now i have a stomach ache from eating 3 mini snickers. i dont really ever eat candy, and when i do i go way overboard..

blagh

man, today has been busy/slow busy/slow. but who cares about that. last night at the indoor park i watched a little kid dislocate his collar bone dropping into the little bowl. tonight i have to go to a haunted house with tara. i really dont know which is worse. actually it cant be that bad, i will let the world know tomorrow. today i ate a coffee krisp bar. i really like those. not like a wunderbar, but close. its almost 5 and i am rambling. i got my first infocus projector in today, now i have to repair it. crap.

funny

man, since joining the technical workforce over 4 years ago, i have always loved that fact that most of my jobs were fairly easy, only having to work when "the internet was down" or someones machine crashed. i have been swamped today at work, at first i always get grumpy, but all the sudden i was thinking back to my days of throwing cans, or picking paper, or running equipment. some of those days were 12 hours and always outside in the heat, cold, rain.. and here i sit, bitching about a few phone calls.. funny.

oooowwch

grandpa larry is hungover today. everyone else got to sleep on the floor of my apt, but i had to get up and come to work. now, here i sit, grumbling about working, trying to get that hooker to stop calling me, and choking down my coffee. grumbleeeme. lastt night there was a weird crazy girl, there is more to that story, but the punding in my head keeps throwing my typing off.. here is a
engaging photo

haha

remember segways? i just saw an old dude cruise by the office on one. he was also wearing a maroon sweater, and a bike helmet.. tee hee

moooondaay

mark and carla have been here since saturday. i am a hurting unit. its funnt cause they are sleeping on my floor, so its me on the bed and mark and carla on the floor of my studio apt. am i 19?? OR_dave and i skated for almost 5 hours on sat in Newburg. i had a pretty good day actually..

yup

alright, dylan is on track, beware world..

wow

man, michael moore was awsome! he has the best way of getting things across, but i think thats cause he seems so simple. his best point of the night was about how big of a hippocrit rush limbaugh is, how he used to say "throw all drug users in jail and throw away the key", thats easy for him to say while he sits in a country club rehab center. did you know that posession of ONE oxycontin pill is a felony? how many has that asshole had and here he gets the princess treatment in a bathouse, not jail time. that sucks.. anyway, it was good, whether you like him or not, he really helps a person to think..

fabfab

i am going to see michael moore tonight. i am pretty excited actually, although i think that it is at the coloseum so that means a lot of people.. unless you have been living under a rock you have heard of him, go read a book. now..

god save us all

This Man wants to teach you something. dont look to long, its a photo of a photo, and his eyes will burn your soul.

cirque de soiiil

well, tara and i went to the cirque de soile last night. anyone know what the deal with that is?? it was very interesting, i recommend it to anyone. the one thing that i didnt like was the clowns, i hate clowns, they arent really scary to me, i just dont trust them. oh, at the venue, 2 pops and a popcorn were $15! a water was $5, the same as a beer!!

layout, of course

i am in the process of getting a better layout for this site. anyway, it never looked that good on my machine, but i finally updated my browswer and it looks just fine now. can everyone else see it ok? let me know yo..

uuugh

this sucks. elliot smith has taken his own life. that guy spent a lot of time in portland, i think that he was only 34..

what the hell?

Armed Man On Tricycle Steals Then Crashes Car

word

been pretty busy today and my work email is not sending again. oh well, it is in the 70's here today, which is nice, but does me no good cause i am inside. i am going to eat soon, but whatever will it be? do you think that you can wait til i tell you what it was?? and its not gonna be gorilla hair..

blagh

a portrait of an idiot as an idiot

weekend

the weekend, oh the weekend. i spent saturday sleeping one off, but on sunday OR_dave and i skated in newburg for almost 5 hours. what was missed you ask? sweepers that dont really sweep, early grab indy airs, roll in to flat bottom to elbow (that was OR_daves speacial trick). oh well. go to the link below, read about wolf, that is your assignment..

finally

is the world ready? get your bookmark finger ready.. wolf on-line..

filler

i am listning to minor threat right now. i am sick of customers today. i wish that i was in the mars bar waiting for anthony to get off work. alese, i suppose you could come too. last time i was in the mars bar there was puke on a chair and a guy was sleeping in the corner. i cant wait to go back. hey anthony, we could go back to coney island and drink coors light out of rax cups.

blagh, double blagh

last night i ate dinner at this place called the paradox. its a really annoying hipster/veggie/vegan place by my house. the service always suks, and everyone is way cooler than me. i heard someone yell out "are you corn dogs vegan"? it was funny to hear someone say that. i am still laughing about it. nothing new today, go read about winston churchill, he was an interesting fuker.

oh man

there is a band called "the punk group" they are really funny, its 2 guys who play over a drum machine, and say (sing) funny things. download "tight end wide reciever" or "fat girls on bicycles". anyway, they are playing this month. whats wrong with that larry? whats wrong with that? well, they are playing with PEACHES!! now, anthony, i know you kinda like peaches, but i cant really handle her, and i dont think that i could handle the crowd that came to see peaches. peaches, crap, the rapping is like listning to a 7th grade talent show.. i dont know, maybe she got better, but if i wanna hear a girl talk dirty, i will go down to burnside and throw change at the hookers..

in an idiot

ok, so i have been harping over my stupid gas bill for the last 3 months thinking that my heater is broke (i havent had it on, but my bills have been like $15) anyway, i have been calling around and yesterday i was looking at my bill to get the phone # and noticed that my bill was 7 dollars, with a balance of 7.14, which means that because i always send that bill late, the balance was for 2 months. i feel like an idiot. whats funny is that i have talked to the gas people twice, and no one caught it. god i am bored.. oh, here is a gallery by my work. they usually have some really good shows, but they tend to lean to the "contemporary" side of things, but i am cool with that. i watched an art program on opb and there was a quote that said, "if contemporary art hasnt made you think, than it hasnt done its job" i pretty much agree because some things (like a orange painting with a dot in the center) really hover around ridiculous to me, but like i said, i have really begun to appreciate it more, at least its not a mcdonalds commercial..

well well

man, i actually woke up early today, made 2 eggs, toast and coffee. then i get to work (on time) and there are donughts! so i forced down 2 of them. i have some photos to post, but i am still learning the ropes with my camera software, and i doubt that any of you need to see 1024x768 image of my face, or my breakfast (ya i took a picture of it) my fingernails are long, i need to clip them. also, my bathroom ceiling hasnt been fixed yet, nor has my heater.

hardy har

remember this? i have seen it, and it is laughable. i was going through some old skate mags the other day and found a big brother mag that had an article about this whats funny is that chimps are so agile and strong that they dont make bad skaters (so said the article) anyway, i laugh about this all the time, because it is so ridiculously funny..

blaaaagh

man, the apt above me has a bad drain on their tub/shower and now its leaking into my bathroom ceiling and bubbling the paint. what else, oh, the natural gas heater in my apt is leaking so i called the gas company, they said to call my rental company, i called them and they said i need to call the gas company. what a rare treat!! OR_dave and i skated the indoor park last night. indoor park 1, larrys ankle 0. this is funny. whats even funnier is that they call themselves a haberdashery. anthony, drop the messanger bag and pick up a beret, or maybe a wool hamburg for those nights out on the town.

go team

Anthony is about to meet Hillary. not kidding!! haha!

Over-dated station

Know who gus van sant is?? of course you do, anyway he lives here in portland and they shit bricks about him everytime one of his shitty movies comes out. i personally cant stand his style, i didnt mind good will hunting, my own private idaho, and drugstore cowboy, but i think that he is soooooo over-rated.. in fact i think that he sucks ass.. damn i hate him.. in fact all his movies blow. eat shit gus van crap.. oh, he was in last weeks willamete week.. anyway, the headline is that his films make us think for ourselves. ya, they make you think "i wasted 6 bucks on this shitty movie".. he has a new film coming out that is soon to bomb in a theater nowhere near any of us..

crap

man, that last post sucked, sorry about that. for anyone who cares, another 16 yr old girl dissapeared yesterday. what the hell. i am trying to get my mom to buy me some Brau-Øst, thats norwegian brown cheese, but i cant get ahold of my mom. maybe my mom is ditching me. crap. downstairs in the laundry room of my building it stinks like puke. it could be cat pee, or it could be monkey feces, either way it stinks. remember the monkey house in minot? remeber anthony being grabbed by 15 little monkey hands?? ha ha.

yup yup

a few weeks ago i saw social distortion play. i have seen them before, they used to be one of my favorite bands, but the show was kind of blaw, but what was amazing was that the hangmen played. now, i had bought a "the hangmen" album in 9th grade after reading about them in thrasher. i dont think that anyone but eric lee or i had ever listned to them. now, the funny part is that they opened for social d! it was pretty cool to see them, although only 2 of the original members were there, it was just one of those bands i never ever would have imagined seeing, so that was cool.

snakker du hosfest??

it hostfest time!! for those of you who dont know, it is a giant scandinavian festival that takes place once a year in minot (full of old people). stevie and i used to work there every year and we would sell dried fish and pickeld herring to these old farmers, and usually we would carry the Icelandic flag in one of the flag ceremonies. Host means fall and hosta means cough, and most people in minot say "hostafest" which really means "coughing festival" i doubt anyone but me thinks thats funny.. but really, i saw engelbert humperdink there, and the grandpa from the cosby show (he was born in norway)..

seriously

come on now, another man tries to lure a little kid with a lollipop, and a 16 yr old girl runs off with a guy she met on the internet. ok, is this just happening in this area? or does this shit happen everywhere?? i am going to stop talking about it cause it happens all the fu****g time here and it driving me nuts!!

what the f**k

another attempted kidnapping in sw washington thats 4 in less than a week! i am not kidding. 2 kids rape a lady in a park and steal her car.. hit and run 2 blocks from where i used to live, what else, umm a lady stabbed a police dog, 400 pot plants found in hillsboro, oh that ney york cop with the teen bride? guess where she is from?? portland!! oh, a guy near here is growing this years largest pumkin.. god this place is weird..

eide

eide, remember when you were a kid and you ran across the street and right into a pickup truck, and mrs kraft kept telling you the story, over and over and over again on that snowboard trip? i was thinking of that last night and laughed myself to sleep.. eide would get really mad and his face would get red, then he would rub my back to relax. oh the olden days eh dave??

wed wed bled

man, i have actually been working all week, what a crappy change! anyone watch sat night live on sat? i did for about 20 minutes and then fell asleep. i dont know if it was not funny, no wait, i think it might have been the 5 beers i had prior to watching it.. oh well. remember this guy?

medora

our man eide just reminded me of medora. or if you prefer medora.com now, my family had been there a few times, and it seemed pretty normal to me when i was a kid, but looking back, its sooo whacked, it kind of scares me that there are people who sit around and think of new ideas for medora.

weird weird weird

ok, what the hell is going on?? roy gets attacked by his tiger and is on his deathbead, my friend OR_dave and i skated newburg on sat for about 5 hours, and stephen baldwin was there! what the hell?? they were moving around a giant boom through the park, and even left it there. not sure if they actually filmed anything, but there he was, all chubby and shit walking around.. also at newburg i saw the worst collision by 2 skaters yet. ouch. our head tech is gone all week, so it is going to be busy for me. aaagh, i may have to actually work..

what what or "raise said roof"

alright, eide is back from paris, and back in london towne. sweet eide. there is a buffet place here called sweet tamatoes, its a salad buffet, but everybody there was fat or old. out bathroom at work is really small, and one time i forgot to lock the door and my boss totally walked in on me taking a dump. i was actually sitting there reading the paper, which is probably worse, but oh well.. i have had too much coffe today and i am all wound up. eide was pissing off hobos and making babies cry, but i gues its better than running into parked pick up trucks eh mr eide??

stormt stormson

thanks anthony, i am a tropical storm!!

ebay rulezzzzz

butter-ball

uugh today is like blaaghh you know, like totally ooof. anyway, i am eating a sandwich and putting off working. our new secretary laughed at the nayonase i was spreading on my sandwich. anyone listen to the radio at all? i dont like to, but sometimes i listen to morning talk shows, even though i cant stand them. i really despise and hate them but i am really bored driving to work sometimes. oh, this was kinda funny wally-mat it reminds me of a pre-new-york anthony standing in a high school hallway. uuug

funny bunny

i know that living in larger cities is a charm, but i think that i might make a list of the funny things i have seen lately. yesterday i saw a 50 something guy licking the end of one of those giant wands that you put marquee letters up with. but whats funny was he was like caressing the suction cup part, and kept looking at me while licking it, kinda creepy. today in the crack-head park/playground there was a really haggard looking cross-dresser mumbling to himself and swerving all over the path. thats the same park where a shirtless muscleman told me he had been in prison and that i had pretty blue eyes. and yesterday i saw a very overweight guy wearing a dress over his pants, but i assume he was wrong in the noggin, funny either way..

oregon is f**ked

for those of you who dont know, oregon is the trashiest state, well, next to washington its not that bad, but really, i am talking dueling banjo's, the clampets, white trash heaven. most people here are pretty trashy, they put any nodak hick to shame. there are a lot of cops episodes filmed in tacoma (hour north).. here is a sampling of the daily news.. here and here staby there was also tainted egg sald at safeway, not to count the child abductions and meth crimes. good god this place..