here us a les port
Good god larry is stinky. Most, if not all, of you are well of aware of this fact. BBQ or Sloppy Joe???? Whatever you call it its not good. The smell is so thick it gets in your mouth.
Anyway, les here in larry's den in Minot. It is stinky and the sexual innuendos are flowing as well as Hjalms beer. The best thing about larry's house are the highschool girls graduation photos that I enjoy leering at with Dylron.
Dylron in the hizzouse. I wish I could be creative and write something funny on here...oh wait I'm about to go create something in the back bathroom. I can tell you that it won't be funny! Man, this is fun though, hanging with Larry and Les and Steven too! I can't believe this but Steven just uttered the phrase "I quit drinking." We're going to go force a beer down his throat to right this wrong.
And now something from the highcountry.
Note to self: do not come home when Larry is here. I might have a beer later...like tomorrow. Watching these three ass clowns is about as entertaining as getting a filling. I am either going to bed or having a cocktail. I wish I had something funny to say, but these three have sucked all the wit out of me.
ok i am leaving for nodak in about 2 hours. ill be sipping cool suds on the deck within 20 hours.. har har..
be warned, i went to Eugene, OR yesterday. that, my fat headed friends is where the hippie lives. i saw boobs, young hippies, old hippies, blue grass bands, jam bands, and plenty of path work pants. sweet fuking god it was awsome..
i am still drinking coffee, dont be hatin.. i made bisquits, then had more coffee. bisquits are good, especially with i cant belive its not butter. i was gonna skate but its rainy here today. ummm ya..
here is my backyard. thats the back side of mt tabor there, yes there.. it is 12 and i have been in my underwear sitting around for the last 2 hours. i made coffe a little while ago, and soon i may make something to eat. this is funny, last night i went on a walk, and i was talking to dylan, then my battery died so i went into this nice pub a loong way from my house. i had a few pints and decided to start my walk home. on the way i decided to stop at a 7-11 because i needed to pick up a tube of chips and a 24 oz can of hamms. i drank that giant damn beer all the way home and ended up throwing it at a tree and down a hill in the park by my house, i was a rowdy drunk and a one man party on the sidwalks of the hawthorne neighborhood. god my head hurrts
i am listning to run dmc/aerosmith. i ate a pear and now i am drinking coffe. later tonight we might go meet eric and cathy for drinks.. soon i may go for a walk and then clean up some yard waste. uuugh, oh, i also organized all the cd's at my computer desk. all the mp3 cds. music cd's and even the data ones are seperated. oh man. well, that pear was good. i just realized that it is 2. i havent left the house, and you saks in nyc are already getting off work. har har. by this time next week i will be getting ready to head back to the midwest for a graduation in crookston, then kick in in minot for awhile. damn, i should write so much, i need to think of something for tomorow.. ooh, now alice cooper is on. i remember riding my bike to budget and bying that album, then the ell's came over for diner.
so, i just discoverd putting granola into my oatmeal. apparently anthony has beat me to the punch. big tony would be proud. in other news, minot girl gone minneapolis kari larson now has a blog.. check it out you piles.. i am going out for a walk soon. then i am gonna have more coffee the rest of a catelope.
old man site of the day dag nasty they have some free mp3's so check it out. that band rules the school yo. my knee is still pretty sore, but it think that i am gonna skate tomorow. i am in the market for an old 8 wheeler deck, find one for me!! i am suuuper tired, its sunday after midnight. i was supposd to go hicking today, but it was raining, so i ended up bbq-ing and drinking beer instead. ho hum..
well.. i habve been drinking beer abd whiskey all night. instead of calling all you guys drunk i will just put it up here. i havent touched a cigreet or cigar in years but tinight i smoked a cuban ciagar. at least i had a little bit of a cuban cigar. it was suuuuper good. holy crap. like i said, i was drinking whiskey and beer now i am lit ike a x-mas tree..
fra Norge til har.. ku kjett
husker du ku kjett??
whats a grease-ball look like?
check it out seriously i go outside a lot, but i am being mellow, fellow..
yup. i ran out of coffe this morning. i went to a coffe shop and ate a muffin, drank some coffee and finished a book. what is it about reading?? i dont touch a book for three months then i burn through 4. i suppose that i might use that to impress a girl, but come on, ethan frome?? i am embaressed to say that i just started reading that. uuugh.. i drank a lot of coffee. yes, i swear that i did. i just finished organizing my book shelf, now i may shave and shower cause its been a few days. thats the truth ruth, i stink like a bowl of yogurt and raisins left in the bathroom, hold on i bet kids read this.
booooored here is a party pic from last night!! beware, dont open around too many people. just kidding. my friend OR_dave and his wife made me dinner, and when i came home my roomate was on the phone with a girl, so i had a huge rager one man party, topped off with a 16 oz can of hamms. this is really the high life!!
so i am one the phone waiting to get a ticket home over mem day. i waited a little too long, but its a frequent flyer ticket so its free. only thing is i have to fly to like 24 differant cities before i get home. screw this. i have been on hold for 20 minutes waiting to see what day i can come home. crap..
some mornings are unbearably boring. i hurt my knee skating, so i cant sakte for a few days, nor cani walk that well. i have to take a dump, but i am waiting for my bank to call. boo hoo sniffle sniffle, my life is sooooo hard. anyway, i ate a couple eggo waffles and some turkey bacon. i was thinking outside the pan on that one.
ok, i cant hold it anymore. i had a really funny day. i saw a lady dwarf dressed in a power dress, i saw 4 retarded homeless people arguing on 4 corners of a street, i saw a bus with a kid in a wheel chair, and a kid with a helmet on, and i was just looking at pictures of the "snow day" premeir. crap. i am going to hell for making fun of retarded people. damnit. crap, i also went into a juggling store. they had some creepy ass videos as well. i think that i am obsessed with that girl from pirates of the caribean, kiear night or some shit..
yo yo dogs in da hizouse! wait, there is a dog in my house. my roomate has a scotish terrier. fyi, heads up, outside the box, these are terms that work people use. i have to tell you all that i secretly use them as well. especially when i write out greeting cards to celebritys. whitney houston is a crazy beotch. it may seem like i am drunk, but i drank a whole pot of coffee just now.. keep it on the streets yo!!
well, its monday. i reloaded my machine, got my ipod working, filed for unemployment, crap that was my whole week. i have some photos, but they are too big. well, that will be my new project. les, are you chewin chocolate?